The OC Register's UCLA beat reporter For the fourth consecutive year on Adam Riff™, I ask, Which one of my football teams will torment me more this season: my Bruins or my Bears? Despite the Bears reaching the NFC Championship game last season and revamping…
Date Archives August 2011
Skinny fat ass is the Oprah
"When we asked a university spokesperson about the error, we were told it was intentional, a shorter advertising message meant to grab a driver's attention." – ABC 15 "Looks like Heaven's easier to get into than Arizona State." – The Simpsons "Are they robots?" "No….
Pale Gray Fatality
Jon: Hey, can you send me a piece of mail? B: Why? Jon: I want to get a New York Public Library card. Jon: It's a harmless con for my collection. B: You collect library cards? Jon: I thought you knew. When I return, I'll…
The Sting II
"Do you take Discover?" "No." – every restaurant in New York City Superhero Idea: A sensitive man with impenetrable skin. You meet your soul mate. However, there is a catch: Every three years, someone will break both of your soul mate's collarbones with a Crescent…
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
—More like the Saudi Aryabian LLWS team, am I right? 34. Bats, balls, and gloves (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S08E07) Honourable mention: » Walter spends Bogdan's first dollar on a can of pop (Breaking Bad, S04E06) » Edmonton fans throw John Cena's shirt back – twice…
Lord Humungus cannot be defied
Previously on Adam Riff™: Jose: You're mental! What is your plan for Seattle? Jon: To live there? Jose: … Jose: Come to New York City. I can help you plan. Jon: Jose's trying to sway me to move to Austin instead. Steven: Austin is cool…
Gratuitous Film Clip Wednesday
Ever wonder what a postmodern, sociopolitical satire of Russia's transition from communism to capitalism looks like? A: Brazil. #gfcw
They sit around the conspiracy table and they conspire
I'm Pregnant and… returns on September 1 with "I'm Pregnant and… My Husband Wants to Become a Woman." For the past six months, Josh has been undergoing treatments to become a woman by taking estrogen shots, while Brandy suffers from trichotillomania, a disorder of obsessive…
Alberto Del Taco
Film Biopic Idea: Tyler Perry's Rick Perry. Reality Competition Idea: 12 strangers move into a house to be tormented into moving out. Contestants can move out of the house at any time. The last contestant remaining in the house wins $100,000. Sample torments: » 14.4…