—Panel one: Merry and Pippin. "I'm bored." "Me too."
—Panel two: Treebeard covered in toilet paper, unamused.
—Panel one: Gandalf. "You shall not pass!"
—Panel two: A Balrog vomiting feces uncontrollably.
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—Are all of your webcomic ideas Lord of the Rings-related?
—No. I have some Inheritance Cycle ones too…