So this exists:
It's not even lazy, like peanut butter and jelly in the same jar, it's just foul.
"Real Kraft cheese" – oxymoron?
How much of it is "mechanically separated chicken"? Is it like Taco Bell's beef? Oscar Mayer 35% Ham and Fromage Pox Loaf.
Q: Would you rather eat an Oscar Mayer Ham and Cheese Loaf, or a loaf you pinched after gorging on gourmet ham and cheese?
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