• Man Chooses Chick-Fil-A Cow To Be Best Man

Will the cow deliver the best man toast?

Q: Which fast food mascot would you choose to be your best man?

—the king.
—no. he would sleep with the maid of honour.
—jared.
—no. he would dance with my mother.
—papa john? jack?
—no. i cannot stand either dude.
—you can't stand jack?
—not a fan of jack.
—who doesn't like jack?
—he's a rip-off of mr. tastee on pete and pete.
—well, i would choose jack to be my best man.
—alternate: del taco dan.

—papa john rings your doorbell and acts like you should know who he is.

—does he have to be the main fast food mascot? or can i choose a supporting mascot, like the hamburglar?
—you want the hamburglar to be your best man?
—no. just asking.
—any fast food mascot.
—okay.
—i would choose mayor mccheese.
—alternate: the noid.