—Panel one: Merry and Pippin. "I'm bored." "Me too." —Panel two: Treebeard covered in toilet paper, unamused. —Panel one: Gandalf. "You shall not pass!" —Panel two: A Balrog vomiting feces uncontrollably. [pause] —Are all of your webcomic ideas Lord of the Rings-related? —No. I have…

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So this exists: It's not even lazy, like peanut butter and jelly in the same jar, it's just foul. "Real Kraft cheese" – oxymoron? How much of it is "mechanically separated chicken"? Is it like Taco Bell's beef? Oscar Mayer 35% Ham and Fromage Pox…

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Behold the freak show that was the Q&A portion of Family Guy's 2011 Comic-Con panel:

• Man Chooses Chick-Fil-A Cow To Be Best Man Will the cow deliver the best man toast? Q: Which fast food mascot would you choose to be your best man? —the king. —no. he would sleep with the maid of honour. —jared. —no. he would…

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Rob McElhenney could've just donned a fat suit, but opted to gain 50 pounds. It's sometimes method in Philadelphia. In an episode from the upcoming season, Mac – diagnosed with adult-onset diabetes – gives himself insulin shots in his belly as he eats chimichangas. [source]

Jon: I'm stubbornly attached to the idea. How much do you estimate it would cost to stage? To save money, we could crowdsource housing and transportation, and bands could share instruments, leaving airfare, venues… Jon: I wonder if we could secure funding via Kickstarter. I…

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On the last episode of Degrassi: The Next Generation: Meanwhile, at Comic-Con: Wonder how Kurt Sutter feels about Sons of Anarchy being allotted half as much time as a panel on how to co-exist with a vampire.