SoHo I recognize him. Who is he? [notices diamond lower teeth while walking by] Oh. Kanye West. Union Square [wakes up, checks clock] 5:00 AM. Since I've been in New York City, I've woken up every day three hours early, which is odd because my…
Date Archives June 2011
Cheap Shot Youth Anthem
Jon: He's in D.C. all week, so I'm in N.Y.C. alone…and aimless. Today, I walked around a Trader Joe's. Jon: I read that Wednesday is "suggested donation day" at the Bronx Zoo (i.e. free admission), so I might do that. Did you know that each…
Who Wore It Best?
Jose Valverde vs. Matt Purke
Raise a toast to St. Joe Strummer
Someday a real rain will come and wash all the tourist buses off the streets. Duane "The Reade" Johnson, heh. Oh. Right. Uptown. See, what I think of as downtown Manhattan is actually midtown Manhattan. Does anyone read these service change notices? My eyes just…
They had cigarettes where there were supposed to be eyes
There's a script floating around out there — a real script — for a show called Time Jack. It's about a guy who, every time he masturbates, he travels through time. So if he ends up in the Cretaceous period and there's a T-Rex bearing…
If you don't get born again, at least you'll get high as hell
N 11th and Wythe What is filming on that corner? Looks like a news crew. Japanese reporter… Oh. It's Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Grand Ave. and Queens Blvd. Imagine being a Mormon missionary here. This food mart also repairs computers. If I operated a food mart, what…
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
25. Louie, S02E01 We cried laughing. #clipoftheweek • Wet Hot American Summer – ORIGINAL PAINTINGS • WankerCounty