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Date Archives May 2011
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
Our Thursdays are free again! (until June 23, when Louie returns) 20. Game of Thrones, S01E05 TV-MA smorgasbord [NSFW] Honourable mention: » Gibbons visits Wysocki (The Chicago Code, S01E12) » Ben butt-dialed Ron (Parks and Recreation, S03E16) #clipoftheweek • Jimmy McNulty Farting • WankerCounty
Piledriver Waltz
Malick rented the entire neighborhood where they shot, and dressed it to resemble the 1950s. [source] Evidently, in central Texas, you can rent an entire neighborhood and implant a 65,000-pound tree. TNT scripted series in development: Untitled Mitch Albom Project – Set in a…
If you're gonna try and walk on water, make sure you wear your comfortable shoes
Holy Rollers: The True Story of Card-Counting Christians is a documentary that follows a Seattle-based team of Christian blackjack players who fleece casinos to fill church coffers. Holy Rollers (2010): Jews smuggle ecstasy. Holy Rollers (2011): Christians count cards. trailer The Seattle International Film Festival…
Your waitress was miserable, and so was your food
The woman on this Doug Loves Movies podcast is excruciating. Jen…Kirkman. She's a professional comedian?! Whitney Cummings has two comedies premiering this fall, and Chelsea Handler is adding a third one to her schedule. Yecch. Must Circumcise TV… I'm not surprised that Kirkman writes for…
Gratuitous Television Clip Wednesday
For upfronts week, we detour with the smashing preview for Awake, a drama series which will premiere on NBC in 2012. Sepinwall: The clip reel (and premise) raise questions about the long-term sustainability of the concept. But I know [it's] the show I most want…
My 10 Favourite DJ Fletch Mixtape Covers
Ballin like the Maverics Shawty Balboa Wawmart: Ring It Up Medical Malpractice Dubstep Massive: Part 3 Chicken Flipa Webbie's Back in da Kitchen Young Boy: Da Mayor Red Light 2 (Death of Bow Wow) sources: MixtapePass, DatPiff
and sat in the back booth by the pamphlets and the literature on how to lose
How was babysitting? M: Go back to 7-3-2! I want to watch softball! He wants to watch Conference USA softball. E: I finished! Her petite body pooped that?! J: Guh. Emily, spread your butt cheeks for Uncle Jon. At one point, I juggled baseball with…
You look like you've been for breakfast at the heartbreak hotel
Do you think Fast Five is appropriate for children five and under? Uhh…no. Why? I'm babysitting B's children today. Download this: That's a real film? Amazon only has 13 copies left in stock. Max likes baseball. We could crash the stands of a little league…
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
Another paintball episode? [sigh] Diminishing returns… 19. Zev and Justin's Brazilian body waxing (The Amazing Race, S18E11) Honourable mention: » Jack Sparrow (Saturday Night Live, S36E20) » Jousting "accident" (Game of Thrones, S01E04) » Air banjo (Parks and Recreation, S03E14) #clipoftheweek • TMNT Pizza Taste…