Grenade. Respawn.

J: I think I want a career in college athletics.
[pause]
R: Doing what?
J: Operations, administration, facilities…
R: I see.
J: Now I have to figure out how to parlay the apples I have into oranges.
R: Well, they're both fruit. Not a total 180.
J: I may need to return to school for a graduate degree in, like, sports management.
R: Isn't that what football players major in?
J: Some.

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