J: Hey, what's up?
B: Want to come over? We're celebrating Cinco de Mayo.
J: You're celebrating Cinco de Mayo? Last I checked, you're not white. Also, it's still April.
B: You want free Mexican food or not?
J: Oh. You didn't mention that it was a costume party. I'm… I'm a day worker. Necesito trabajo.
J: They're rented? Where, pray tell, does one rent sombreros and ponchos for children?