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My $100 bet last October on the Canucks to the win the Stanley Cup is looking prit-tay, prit-tay good. Snagged 'em at 8:1 odds. They are currently 3:1.

Hmm… The Kings are currently 18:1 – tempting.

You know how King Ralph has a bowling lane in his house? I wonder if any rich Canadians or Swedes have curling sheets in their houses.

I wonder if a curling alley would be viable in an American city. 12 curling sheets, plus the world's only curliards rink – play pool with curling equipment. Rent shoes, brushes, and stones. Drink beer and eat tater tot poutine. Cosmic curling on Thursday nights.

I wonder if I could secure investor funding.

—apply to be on shark tank


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2 Comments

  1. Michael J. Fox 30 Mar 11 at 11:33

    >I wonder if a curling alley would be viable in an American city.

    You ever visit Minnesota? If not, you ought to.

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  2. Anonymous 30 Mar 11 at 18:03

    I went curling in LA once

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