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2. UCLA: The Big Fat Fatty
A 27-inch garlic hero loaded with cheesesteak, cheeseburgers, pastrami, chicken fingers, bacon, mozzarella sticks, fries, onion rings, jalapeno poppers, fried eggs, chili and marinara sauce.
—Where is Fat Sal's?
—It replaced Buck Fiddy. Turtle on Entourage is one its owners.
—G_d, I haven't return-visited Los Angeles in eons.
—You should move back.
—Heh. I've considered it.
—This Big Fat Fatty sandwich doesn't seem as absurd as
17. Illinois: The Big Fat Ugly
Two rolls stuffed with four cheeseburgers, cheesesteak, chicken cheesesteak, gyro meat, grilled chicken, bacon, sausage, mozzarella sticks, chicken fingers, chicken nuggets, mac 'n cheese bites, fried mushrooms, jalapeno poppers, pizza bites, onion rings, hash browns, mini corn dogs, American cheese, mayonnaise and ketchup.
—Length vs. girth.
—I dunno… The Fatty looks comparably girthy.
52. San Diego State: Sigma Pi Burrito
Burrito filled with carne asada, cheese, sour cream, guacamole, French fries, jalapenos, salsa AND an entire cheese quesadilla.
—Burducken.
—Burdilla.
—What does the quesadilla add, besides more cheese?
16. UT-San Antonio: La Costra Del Guero
The cooks at Chela's Taco's taco truck make a white cheese fondue and then fry it into a crisp shell – basically a hard tortilla made completely out of cheese. It's stuffed with carne asada, fresh salsa and cilantro.
—A cheese shell – ingenious.
—And no redundant cheese filling.
5. Long Island University: Something Different Sandwich
Juicy slices of beef brisket contained between two oversize deep-fried potato latkes, served with apple sauce for spreading or gravy or dipping.
—Pinch me. A Jewish Double Down?! [drools]
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