The ocean's awesome and for winners

This is an actual documentary:

Alive! Is Michael Jackson Really Dead?
"Investigative Journalist, Pearl Jr, explores the possibility that Michael Jackson Faked His Death."

And if you re-arrange the letters in "Makaveli," and replace the "K" with an "I," it reads: "I am alive."

Idea: Michael Jackson, 2Pac, Jim Morrison, and Elvis as a covert league of extraordinary gentlemen. They didn't really die; they are just what Gotham needed them to be.

—scooped:

Comeback Kings, starting in March, brings together Bruce Lee, Jim Morrison, Elvis Presley, Andy Kaufman and Tupac Shakur as a super-secret team of super-spies, who faked their own deaths as part of "Project Resurrection."

—meh.

Idea: An adaptation of Watchmen with Michael Jackson as Ozymandias (Walkmen?). Jackson creates a catastrophic event to "heal the world."

Paul McCartney as The Comedian (Paul is dead)
Janet Jackson as Doctor Manhattan (Nipplegate exile)
Macaulay Culkin as Rorschach


—What happened with the bio-tech job?
—Foot-in-mouth happened.
—With the other job nonsense?
—Yup. I leveraged a potential job into no jobs.

—I could write a book on how to botch an interview.

Don't wear a hoodie.

"Where do you see yourself in five years?"
"Seattle."
Don't say that.

Idea: An Office Space for unemployment – a spiritual prequel.

I sometimes wonder if Peter worked happily ever after in construction.


Idea: A woman who births clones.

I'm still developing this one.

1 Comment

  1. dedleg 25 Feb 11 at 12:41

    "I sometimes wonder if Peter worked happily ever after in construction." – Me too.

    Reply

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