—Would you date someone who has a "passion for social media"?
—I've dated people like that. You don't have to talk much because they're always using their phone.

—Social media marketing just seems so insignificant and unrewarding. Like, I could try to cure cancer, or I could tweet about shoes.

—My father suggested that I become a fireman.

• Radiohead "A Genre"
"A Confusing Graph"