If desperate's a crime, then I'm a lifer

—I was listening to end of the Bears vs. Seahawks game on the radio, and Kevin Kugler said, "Catering for our crew provided by Subway." Lucky them.
—Heh.
—Speaking of which, Subway raised its prices.
—You sure you didn't just patronize a fringe franchise, like that Quiznos?
—I visited two Subways, and at both, tuna footlongs are now $6 instead of $5.
—Oh noes!
—Hey, every penny counts. I just received my auto insurance invoice. $1322 annual premium!
—That's…average.
—Well, it's $380 more than I paid last year because of the accident.
—Oh noes!
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