An in-the-house home run

The Brownie

—FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!
—The label clearly read: "Excess consumption may have a laxative effect."
—Excess consumption? How do you overeat a single serving? It was one brownie!
—A mysteriously sugar-free one, though.
[grumbles]
—Whole Poos Market…


Dim Sum

—Every dish on this cart is shrimp stuffed in something – shrimp dumplings, shrimp buns, shrimp balls, shrimp rolls, shrimp wraps…
—You could say they won't dim the sum of your cholesterol.
[pause]

—This is baked flatbread, and this is fried flatbread, and this is unraveled fried flatbread, and this is deep-fried dough, and this is deep-fried dough wrapped in rice.
—It's like an Iron Chef phoned in a battle.


Delia

—Would you bang the Sun-Maid Raisin girl?
—What?

—The model for her is a horse artist.

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