Asian Kiss

I am responsible for two of the worst songs in history. [One is] "Do They Know It's Christmas?" The other one is "We Are The World." Any day soon, I will go to the supermarket, head to the meat counter and it will be playing. Every [expletive] Christmas.

Bob Geldof


—The category is…"songs named after people." You begin, Jon.
—Gorillaz – "Clint Eastwood."
—Weezer – "Buddy Holly."
—Ozma – "Natalie Portman."
—The Postal Service – "Clark Gable."
—Cake – "Frank Sinatra."
—Outkast – "Rosa Parks."
—Unwritten Law – "Phoebe Cates."

—Whaaa?
—That's a Fenix TX song.
—Oh. Right. Dammit!


—I feel like the music industry will not relent until I accept Florence and the Hendersons as their saviour.
—You mean, Florence and the Machine.
—Whatever. Tomayto, tomahto…
—You mean, "Unwritten Law, Fenix TX…"
[pause]

—I'm trying to think of an awards show at which you could pair Florence and Pat Burrell (in bondage gear) together as presenters.
—She could be Audioslave's Sammy Hagar…


—Oof. What song is this? Shazam it.
—"Wretches and Kings" by Linkin Park.
—How did this get chosen to be a single? It sounds like a migraine. I mean, it's literally unlistenable!
—The category is…"inexplicable singles."

—We need an arbiter! "Greedy Fly" by Bush was absolutely an inexplicable single!

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