"Oh. I thought this was a dipping sauce for the fries, but it's dipping gravy for the sandwich."
I cannot stop eating Thanksgiving sandwiches and wonder why eateries don't offer them year-round. I can get breakfast all day, but not stuffing in a sandwich…in May.
And where the Thanksgiving burritos at? I can get breakfast in a burrito everywhere during the month of November, but not stuffing.
The Late November is Boloco's take on a Thanksgiving burrito that includes house-roasted turkey, homemade stuffing, green beans, and tangy cranberry chutney wrapped in a flour tortilla. [source]
New England.
Steamrollers is running their insane turkey burrito again. Turkey, mashed potatoes, stuffing, gravy, and cranberries. And it's in a damned tortilla. [source]
British Columbia.
[grumbles]
Idea: Thanksgiving in a can. Pour it between two slices of bread, or on a tortilla.
[pause]
Man, fuck breakfast.
Wait, the "egg nuggets" in the canned breakfast are "scotch egg-style bits" – hard-boiled eggs.
I could not stuff an American breakfast inside a can…but I could can an American holiday!
Breakfast burritos are like Mexican fortune cookies.
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>I cannot stop eating Thanksgiving sandwiches and wonder why eateries don't offer them year-round.
I know they're frnchised in other states, but The Bobbie at Capriotti's is yet another reason why Vegas is the greatest city in the world.