Date Archives November 2010

White Pepper

"Excuse me, sir, do you use cologne?" #actualstudentfundraiser "Wait, the macaroni and cheese is $21?" #wholefoodsmarket "Is there a 'select the right cold medicine for you' app? This aisle is like a 'spot the differences' puzzle for masochists." #pharmasadism "Guh. Why must I be a…

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Quebec

Because you're temporarily handicapped? Somewhere in my storage closet is a Michigan license plate that reads THE ROCK. I still wonder how Jord obtained it. In high school, I drove a Ford Thunderbird that my cousin Eddie drove while attending Cal in the eighties. "Why…

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Pure Guava

Rayne must defeat the Commandant and his vampire troops before they manage to get back to Berlin, where they intend to make Hitler immortal. [source] Unbeknownst to me, this is the third BloodRayne film. BloodRayne 2: Deliverance: The town of Deliverance, Montana is expecting the…

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The Mollusk

"I think my 10th anniversary high school reunion is this week, but I'm way out of the loop." "I would rather dance with them than reminisce." "That excruciating?" 127 Hours I was skeptical that Aron Ralston's story could sustain a feature film, but Danny Boyle…

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