The cast of John Carter of Mars includes Taylor Kitsch, Dominic West, and Bryan Cranston. Any way to work Jon Hamm in in post-production? Or into a sequel? Edgar Rice Burroughs wrote 11 Barsoom books. John Carter of Mars 2: Taylor Kitsch, James Gandolfini, and…
Date Archives October 2010
Is it a baby, or is it a snail?
Beverly Hills Times Magazine? The Clippers are being marketed like a shitty movie. "The funniest team of the year!" – Piolín Sotelo (KSCA 101.9 La Nueva). UFC president Dana White is reportedly talking to Fox about filling the network's hole on late Saturday nights against…
Sick, touchy Elmo returns to Times Square
“Five dollars! Five dollars!” the dirty impostor shouted as he swiped at a tourist’s camera with his dirty red paw. “No five dollars, no picture of Elmo.”
“It’s a free country. Don’t touch me,” said Amanda Kelly-Knox, 36, as she angr…
Absolute Denial of the Ultimate Nullifier
Challenge: Flying Sugar. Four sugar artists must create a fantasy flying machine out of sugar that moves through the air. Food Network Challenge Idea: Edible Love Dolls (Love Doll Cakes?). "McDonald's food doesn't decompose" exposés annoy me to no end. They are not scientific experiments…
Easy/Lucky/Free
Available November 16: Eh… 176 pages of comments and observations by a ghost writer? For $16.95? Like John Teller's manifesto, Roger Sterling's memoir is almost assuredly better in theory. Kenny Powers' audiobook, on the other hand… • 22 Short Excerpts From My Internal Monologue During…
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
40. Ugly Americans The trial of Twayne the Bone Raper. Honourable mentions: "Ham farts?" "No. Not ham farts – pancetta gas." (The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret, S01E03) Peggy and Joan commiserate (Mad Men, S04E13) A capella Inception score (feat. Matt Hasselbeck) (South Park,…
Luke Perry At DragonCon
• The 21 Best Portraits Of Luke Perry At DragonCon
I smell a CBS sitcom!