Mark Z. Danielewski's next project, The Familiar, is reportedly a 27-volume novel about 12-year-old girl who finds a kitten.
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While I admire Danielewski's ambition, I'm beginning to think that he's the M. Night Shyamalan of literature.
House of Leaves = The Sixth Sense
Only Revolutions = Unbreakable
The Familiar = Signs?