If Eraserhead and Beethoven mated:

According to Wikipedia, Ken Rosenthal is…four feet tall? That can't be right.

Matt Cain is listed as 6'3".

A.J. Burnett was an hour late to his press conference Monday.

"Sorry for being late," Burnett said. "[I] was at the Halloween Store and lost track of time. Getting zombie hands, vampire teeth." [source]

Game 4 of the World Series is Halloween night.

The official bios of Giants/Phillies/Rangers/Yankees players yield enough outré children's names to assemble a 40-man roster:

Adalia
Aide
Ainslee
Arlee
Braden
Cade
Cade (two Cades!)
Calin
Carsten
Cyia
Darian
Deja
Greyson
Haven
Hudson
Ishmael
Jaeden
Jafet
Jamari
Janny
Jaxon
Jayce
Jayda
Jaziel
Jazlyn
Juanny
Karter
Keenan
Kelssy
Kyshly
Maci
McKara
McKay
Naylan
Naylenis
Rilen
Tatum
Tatum (two Tatums!)
Walker
Yoleadny