If Eraserhead and Beethoven mated:
According to Wikipedia, Ken Rosenthal is…four feet tall? That can't be right.
Matt Cain is listed as 6'3".
A.J. Burnett was an hour late to his press conference Monday.
"Sorry for being late," Burnett said. "[I] was at the Halloween Store and lost track of time. Getting zombie hands, vampire teeth." [source]
Game 4 of the World Series is Halloween night.
The official bios of Giants/Phillies/Rangers/Yankees players yield enough outré children's names to assemble a 40-man roster:
Cade (two Cades!)
Tatum (two Tatums!)