How you doin'?
This week: UCLA at Texas and Packers at Bears. Oof.
I bought a Ritter Sport bar expecting a biscuit covered in dark chocolate and instead received pure dark chocolate.
The older I get, the more absurd a chocolate bar is to me.
"It's just chocolate? WHAT?"
Chocolate bars are increasingly both too simple and too much for me. I feel similarly about string cheese.
"It's just cheese?!"
Charlestown… More like Chavstown, amirite?
to be fair, they've been dressing like that since forever
how is that fair?
During the trailers: "It's just them trying to stop a train?"
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