I Can Hass Avocado?

INT. CHIPOTLE – NIGHT

"And I want chips and guacamole."
"I'm sorry. No more guacamole."

INT. MONOLOGUE

Then I don't want this burrito.

I feel deceived. You should have put a sign up at the front of the burrito bar notifying people that you ran out of guacamole. I would've left before ordering.

No, I don't want salsa!

It's only 9:05. You don't close for another hour, during which time some people might want guacamole. You couldn't mash up another avocado or two? It's not rocket cooking…

Well, adjust the recipe.

So what if it goes to waste? Avocados are cheap.

[sigh]


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