Derrick Rose likes to eat Skittles, so earlier this month, Wrigley delivered a Skittles vending machine to his house and promised to keep it stocked for at least three years.

The machine holds every variety of Skittles and tempts him, in his own voice, whenever he walks by the machine.

I picture a stoned Joakim Noah visiting Rose's house and walking by the machine.

"Whoooooa! What does it mean?!"