Previously on Adam Riff:
Gudwin's Law: "As the number of definitions for an Urban Dictionary entry increases, the probability of one involving sex acts approaches 1."
Daniel Tosh tries waaay too hard on HURRRRR.0. Is it just the writers for the show? I've never seen his stand-up.
bill simmons thinks tosh.0 is "very clever"
your mom think bill simmons is very clever
bill simmons shot 6-24 in your mom
Amir from CollegeHumor
similarly tries too hard, but his banter with Streeter on Pranked is at least witty.
is a mashup of us.
like if we had a child
that's what he'd look like
• Gaithersburg man accused of squirting semen from bottle on women
Tosh runs inside a phone booth and pulls open his hoodie to reveal a V-neck.