We did it when we were young

"Happy housewarming!"
"Thanks."
"The neighbouring driveway has its own street name/sign. I've never seen that – a mini-cul-de-sac."


"Oh. Chinese food. On the fourth of July."
"It's made in the USA…"

"Whole Foods is selling this horrific corn and tofu salad that's chunks of corn on the cob with soggy cubes of deep fried tofu and jicama fries."

"I can't remember the last time I used a can opener."


If you say no, I beg your pardon
Come inside of my guitar

[snickers] "What is this?"

A: The Bellamy Brothers – "Inside of My Guitar"


Holiday weekends would feel so empty without a Star Wars marathon on television. Lucas' sexology is like an all-purpose yule log.


Best rap lyrics to say nonchalantly in everyday conversation.
"Culdesac" is out.

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