Five Questions

1. Where do you see yourself in five questions?

2. Which would you rather watch with your parents: A video of you having sex or a video of them having sex?

3. You see two job postings on Craigslist. One is looking for a "rock star" engineer, the other is looking for an engineering "ninja." Which employer would you rather work for?

4. Dane Cook vs. the cast of Grown Ups in an basketball trivia contest – who ya got?

5. Paramount is developing a movie around Les Grossman, Tom Cruise's foul-mouthed producer character in Tropic Thunder. Would you rather sit through it 10 times in a row or be raped for 10 minutes?

Craig Kilborn and "5 Questions" return to (syndicated) television in a week-and-a-half.

He fascinates me – smug, loves Morrissey, sired an illegitimate mulatto son whom he (reportedly) ignores…

Good times.

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One thought on "Five Questions"

  1. The laughter after those two nerds finished the shortest game of Monopoly possible is the most unabashed nerd laughter I've heard in years.

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