What hath James Cameron wrought?

Evidently unfazed that Meet Dave bombed, 20th Century Fox greenlit a film adaptation of Gulliver's (Lilliputian) Travels starring Jack Black – in "eye-popping 3D," of course.

If I never hear "eye-popping 3D" or "SEO" again…

Short Film Idea: In the not-so-distant future, 3D technology mysteriously begins literally popping eyes – but it's everywhere! Computers, mobiles, tellies…

Kevin James: "When I grow up, I want to be a surrogate Chris Farley."

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