WWE's creative team has conceived some pretty terrible stage names, but few as terrible as the ones for NXT's new rookies.

Eli Cottonwood? Lucky Cannon? Michael McGillicutty? HUSKY HARRIS?!

More like Mark FREEDOM! Amirite?

Meg Whitman looks like Droopy.

Oh God… She named one of her coalitions "MEGaWOMEN."

"Latinos for Meg 2010." Or: "Browns for Brown."

"JERRclubforMEN."

Idea: An inverted episode of Glee that just follows the black guy and the Asian guy, like Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead.

From Carla Gallo's filmography:

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) …. Toe-Sucking Girl
Superbad (2007) …. Period Blood Girl
Forgetting Sarah Marshall (2008) …. Gag Me Girl
Get Him to the Greek (2010) …. Destiny

Nicholas Stoller just had to give her character a name. To be fair, "Anal Dildo Rape Girl" is kinda vulgar.

WWE's creative team would've named the character "Margaret Whitman."

• it must be tough being a guy with childbearing hips (sid the sloth?)
• Sketchy Bunnies
• Perky Jerky: caffeinated beef jerky