Katee Sackhoff on being waterboarded on 24:
I was excited to do it because I've never been waterboarded, and I thought it would really be kind of fun. We tried to do it with a tube in my mouth, which just made it completely difficult, so I was like, "You guys are just gonna have to waterboard me." They were like, "Are you sure you're OK?" and I was like, "Oh yeah. Just waterboard me."
One episode later…
Joel Bissonnette: I was excited to do it because I've never had flesh ripped out with pliers, been scorched with a blowtorch, and been disemboweled in succession. I thought it would really be kind of fun.
"Oh yeah. Just cut me open."
On the next 24: Human centipede.
Why don't other sports hold an annual awards show like the NHL?
If football fans will watch a combine and a draft, then they would definitely tune in for an NFL awards show, say, the night before the Super Bowl.
"And the nominees for Offensive Player of the Year are…"
Schedule the MLB and NBA Awards during the layoff before the World Series/NBA Finals and factor in postseason performances.