Irony is a warm gun


-_-

The bag of Fritos I'm eating claims that Fritos are "the official snack of Minor League Baseball." Okay…

Right Guard is "the official deodorant of the NBA."

Right Guard Total Defense 5 is some space-age shit.

"PowerStripe! Blocks sweat! Time-released! Targets bacteria! Neutralizes odor! Protectate! Protects 48 hours!"

Idea: A deodorant-inspired RPG. Play as a stick of your favourite brand. Grind against armpits to level up your sweat-blocking and bacteria-targeting abilities, or your release period. Equip yourself with a power stripe or a gelatinous invisibility cloak.


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