Dear mother can you hear me whining?

This is an actual billboard.

This is why professional soccer will never catch on in America:

No one wants to pay for tickets and parking to spend 90 minutes (plus stoppage time) watching athletes slowly not score.

Edit: At least end with a shootout…

Idea: Soccer players wear Heelys.

I realized that I'll be in New York during the NFL Draft. Can you say "day three live-blog"?

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