"I finally gained access to a Slingbox in the eastern time zone. I hope to catch Lost at 6:00 PM today." [phone rings] "Hello?" B: Jon, you free for dinner tonight? "Dinner?" "With my father. He's leaving tonight." "I thought he left after we ate…
Date Archives March 2010
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Joe Jonas, Demi Lovato, CM Punk, Hayley Williams and New Found Glory
Jackass 3D
One of the Jackass crew—I believe it was "Party Boy" Chris Pontius—tethered a remote control-operated helicopter to his penis, and sat there grinning as the copter swung in circles, flying out at the spectacle-wearing Paramount executives who green lit the film. [source]
Contraband
A good barometer of whether you, the reader, and I could be mates is Shane Meadows' film This Is England. If you like This Is England, then we would probably click. Production just began on a four-part television sequel to This Is England, set three…
Governor Blagojevich, what did you think about Sinbad as a leader?
"Hey, we're going to Outback for lunch. Wanna come?" "Naw." "You don't want to support our troops?" "I bought a magnet, didn't I? "Speaking of which, what happened to yours?" "Poof!" "Hey, we're going to Outback for lunch. Wanna come?" "Naw." "You don't want to…
House passes historic health-reform bill
Q: Where were you? A: Eating prime rib at a country club. • Steve Jobs Cheese Head
Tournament Update
"I'm wide open. I can't believe it. But I haven't made a three-pointer in the second half and we're up by one and there's a lot of time left on the shot clock. If I miss this, they're gonna revoke my scholarship and escort me…
Adam Riff Clip of the Week
#clipoftheweek
I'll inoculate the world with the virus of my disillusionment
I forgot to note that March Sadness began Thursday on my side-blog. "Is that a macaroni and cheese pizza? Hey, where's the nearest CiCi's Pizza?" "Um…" [typing] "Gardena." "Southern California? What about Buffalo Wild Wings?" [typing] "Dublin. California." "Far East Bay, like Chick-fil-A and Golden…