Governor Blagojevich, what did you think about Sinbad as a leader?

"Hey, we're going to Outback for lunch. Wanna come?"
"Naw."
"You don't want to support our troops?"
"I bought a magnet, didn't I?

"Speaking of which, what happened to yours?"

"Poof!"


"Hey, we're going to Outback for lunch. Wanna come?"
"Naw."
"You don't want to support our troops? A portion of the proceeds…"
"…will go towards bailing out Outback's support of our troops. Why should I let fuckin' Outback appropriate my support? I can donate directly!"

"If you need help acquiring a million dollars to support our troops, you should be concerned with fixing your shitty food and service instead."

"Idea: Exploit our troops in order to support them."


"Hey, we're going to Outback for lunch. Wanna come?"
"Naw. I'm not that hungry."
"We can split an entrée…"
"SOCIALIST!!!"

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