Metaborism

24 Secret Restaurant Menus Revealed

You can get poutine at KFC? And stuffed crust pizza at Little Caesar's?

I'm skeptical that KFCs keep a secret stash of cheese curds, but I intend to investigate.

Chicken and Waffles – This is a McGriddle sandwich with chicken in the middle.

That's chicken and pancakes!


"no…"

Kurt claims that he's never eaten a whole pizza by himself before, and considers it weird that I have.

"you do this a lot?"

Kurt also claims to be fat. How can you be fat and have never eaten a whole pizza by yourself before? Shit, I've consumed whole deep dish pizzas by myself before! Large ones!

I can't possibly be in the minority.


McKern's not sure if he's ever eaten a whole pizza by himself before.

"yeah, probably."

How do you not remember if you've ever eaten a whole pizza by yourself before? Especially if you don't drink or smoke!

You people…

One thought on "Metaborism"

  1. Eating a whole pizza is a relatively easy feat, if you ask me. A whole deep dish pizza though? Holy shit – that's next level. Two pieces in and I feel like I split something internal.

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