I'm not sure the Bay Area needs three Jewish film festivals (that I know of).

The Cheesecake Factory in San Francisco's Union Square is absurdly congested.

Apple Stores are the new public library computer labs.

Late night at the SF Caltrain station:
» a bum bathing in the men's restroom
» a security guard shooing a bum in a NaNoWriMo hoodie
» a bum in rollerblades writhing on the floor near the portal to the train while the doorman stood idly by

Wells Fargo should consider issuing credit cards on which images of stagecoaches don't obfuscate the card number.

Loving Hut is a terrible name for a restaurant.

I want to fire confetti out of a shotgun.

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