Take It Easy (Love Nothing)

"Where time passes more slowly and precious moments abound."
– a real estate ad on the the back of a Park City Map and Dining Guide


INT. XPRESS SHUTTLE – DAY

My driver was Jamaican. He emigrated from Jamaica to…Utah.

"Will it bother you if I play some music?"
"No, not at all."

Reggae music scored our drive through snow-covered mountains.


INT. SUNDANCE FILM OFFICE – DAY

"Hello. I'd like to pick up tickets."
"Okay, Mister…Casey?

Forest left me his badge.

"I was adopted by white people."


INT. LIFT LODGE CONDOMINIUM – NIGHT

"What are your plans for tonight?"
"Um…"

This episode is unbelievable television.


INT. RACQUET CLUB THEATRE QUEUE – NIGHT

I studied the second bloke ahead of me. If he wasn't Lucas Grabeel, then he was a dead ringer for Lucas Grabeel holding a headshot of Lucas Grabeel.


INT. HOLIDAY VILLAGE CINEMAS QUEUE – NIGHT

Misfits snowboard gloves?


INT. HOLIDAY VILLAGE CINEMAS THEATRE 2 – NIGHT

Louis C.K. showed up at the screening of Jord's film that I attended.


INT. LIFT LODGE CONDOMINIUM – NIGHT

Bruno noted that he excelled at all President's Challenge events except sit and reach. Jord bragged that he owned sit and reach. Nicole challenged Jord to a sit and reach contest and beat his distance.

The previous graf may have involved marijuana.


INT. PARK CITY TRANSIT BUS – NIGHT

Elderly women:
"We ended with a good film."
"The more I think about it, the more I like it."
"I wonder what else Joel Schumacher has directed."


INT. HOLIDAY VILLAGE CINEMAS THEATRE 1 – NIGHT

What is that smell?

The chap sitting to my left was eating a large, pre-packaged pickle.

Later:

Is he drinking…?

Tecate. He was washing bites of pickle down with Tecate.


INT. SALT LAKE CITY INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT SECURITY CHECKPOINT – DAY

"Sir, is this your bag?"
"Yes."
"May I open it?"
"Sure…"

"You can't carry this on board."
"A can of Red Bull?"
"3.4 ounces is the limit for liquids. This can is 8.3 ounces."
"But 8.3 ounce cans of Red Bull are available in the boarding areas!"
"I'm sorry. If you want to keep it, you can check your bag."
"No, just toss it."
"Are you sure? You can also drink it right now in the ticketing area."
"I prefer to fly without wings. Just toss it."

I wonder how much unnecessary waste the TSA has generated since its inception.


INT. SALT LAKE CITY INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT GATE B17 – DAY

Asian girl: I cried during Patch Adams. And Jack.

1 Comment

  1. Pop Cesspool 01 Feb 10 at 17:45

    I call bullshit on this slice of dialogue:

    "I prefer to fly without wings."

    Everybody knows that the only viable "wings" jokes involve maxi-pads, not Red Bull.

    Reply

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