Previously on Adam Riff:
I dub Nate Kaeding "The Tragic Kicker."
No NFL team has ever played in a Super Bowl in its home stadium.
2011: Cowboys Stadium
2012: Lucas Oil Stadium
2013: Louisiana Superdome
Idea: An IBM ad parody. "I'm a temp. Let's build a smarter database."
Google should create a Super Bowl ad for the Nexus One. Emulate Apple's "1984" ad with a Blade Runner conceit.
"Chad Ochocinco" in any form never fails to elicit a chuckle. See also: Michael Buble.