I Already Work Around the Clock

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It has quickly joined the Pantheon of Quotes from Trailers that Supersede Interest in the Actual Movie/TV Show.

Other Recent Inductees:

– "You'll get the money when I get my family!", Firewall
– "You're risking a patient's life!", House
– "You're a cop because (longer pause) you don't know how not to be one.", Southland
– "Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the center of the Earth.", Journey to the Center of the Earth 3D

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Re-watching this season's 30 Rock episode "Into the Crevasse" led to an odd find. Tina Fey was ubiquitous as Sarah Palin on SNL. In the high-brow porn escapade Who's Nailin' Paylin?, Lisa Ann held the boobular titular role. She also played Palin in Eminem's music video for "We Made You". When it came time to cast a pornified Liz Lemon, however, they threw out the transitive property and cast Savanna Samson, even though Lisa Ann is closer to Tina Fey in age, is a more apt doppelganger, and they both acted as Sarah Palin in the past.

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I've often feared that my over-competitiveness would lead to lost friends.

Scattegories. January 2nd, 2010. Chicago, Illinois. Letter: B.

"OK, how about 'Thing You Keep Hidden'?"
"I put 'birth certificate'".
"No fuckin' way."
"Really? REALLY?!? Because I have no idea where mine is."
"Really? I know where mine is."
"Sure you do."
"No, really. It's in a locked metal file cabinet."
(smarmier than previously thought possible) "Outstanding. That's amazing. So one could almost say it's hidden, huh? Thanks, buddy. I love when you prove my point. Thanks."

Since we got home we haven't spoken.

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2 thoughts on "I Already Work Around the Clock"

  1. I've been yelling "I ALREADY WORK AROUND THE CLOCK" to the girl recently when she politely asks me to do things like pour her a glass of water. I'm glad someone else also thinks it's funny.

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