Previously on Adam Riff:
I'm surprised that Taco Bell hasn't tried selling a taco with a quesadilla as its shell Stuffed Crust Soft Taco.
I wrote "soft taco" because I didn't think a stuffed crust burrito was feasible.
Welp…
re: the ad for said burrito
Where is this magical Taco Bell staffed with white people?
New go-to joke when I see an injured TV character: "No big deal. He/she just needs to go betray the N'avi." [source]
Gonzaga forward Bol Kong's skin is strikingly dark. He's like…pitch African.
Dennis Haysbert played Nelson Mandela in a film too. He's totally Morgan Freeman's successor. He and Christian Slater could re-make The Bucket List in 25 years.
Chris Berman is somehow a spokesman for both Applebee's and Nutrisystem.
he could…go…either…way!
I pictured Jews queued outside a Chinese restaurant at 3:00 a.m. on Christmas Day.
"One dolla!"
the cowbell girl is blind…
nice.
*clap.* *clap.*
nice.