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Date Archives January 2010
January Twenty Something
I still don't know if I'll have a place to sleep, or if I'll be able to see any films. • It's a technique called "Floating" or "Soaking". • A PARTIAL LIST OF SHADOWY ORGANIZATIONS WHOSE NAMES BEGIN WITH "THE" AND THEIR OBJECTIVES
An ashtray full of pennies
Previously on Adam Riff: Rope One woman's love story with the rope next door. She falls in love with a rope. Sundance is screening Tub, a short film about a man who impregnates a bathtub. Did anyone else catch Saw on Bravo? Gaspar Noé (Irreversible)…
Super Bowl Week
» Ludacris will perform a few shows, but his primary focus will be to introduce his new cognac, Conjure. » Nelly will lead the entertainment for ESPN The Magazine's NEXT party. Ironic? » Jamie Moyer and Mario Batali will host a brunch. » Drew Rosenhaus…
I am a miserable pig and I do not want to exist
There are no popular boys who say, "I don't want to hurt my family anymore and I love Jesus, so I am going to stop doing gay things with guys in the bathroom." What Every Parent Should Know About The TV Show Glee |…
We are white people! Suck our dicks!
Previously on Adam Riff: All I ever see anymore is American Idol finalists singing the National Anthem. Jordin Sparks sang it at the NFC Championship Game. This year, Jordin Sparks sang the National Anthem at the AFC Championship Game, while reigning American Idol Kris Allen…
No Melamine
Jon: The woman to my right ordered a Caesar salad with Ranch instead of Caesar dressing. Chet: So? Jon: Togo's' Caesar salad is already inauthentic, and without Caesar dressing, it's just…lettuce and croutons. Chet: Well, Ranch salad is not a menu item. Jon: I'm surprised…
Adam Riff Clip of the Week
#clipoftheweek • Prediction: Joel McHale will host The Tonight Show starting in 2013. • Glenn Beck intimates that progressives will try to assassinate Obama if he moves to the center • Evidence It Is Impossible To Go Toe-To-Toe Intellectually With John Mayer
Clash of the Titans
Another NFL playoff weekend was filled of ho-hum games. My initial thought was that history will prove the best matchup took place in L.A. However, upon further review we discover that Boob-Off 2010 was more of a blowout than Cowboys/Vikings. Mariah Carey's are akin to…