You look like I need a drink • Adam Riff™

[facepalm]

It's like manifest destiny.

Russia has already produced two – The Best Movie and The Best Movie 2 – with a third one set for release next month.

Evidently, Russia produces enough films to support (at least) three parody movies.

Coverage of Russian cinema on the Internet is sorely lacking.

Donnie Yen, Tony Jaa and…Wentworth Miller may star together in the same film.

If they do, Vanguard would be the Pacquiao-Mayweather of martial arts cinema.

In light of Nicolas Cage's current acting reputation, I wish he played John Travolta's role in Face/Off.

From what little I've heard, Morgan Freeman's Nelson Mandela is a contender for The Worst Fake Accents in Movie History.