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My boss handed me two gray Trekkie/Under Armour hybrid shirts
"Jon, try these on. I need to know which size fits you better."
"Oh gawd," I thought. "This is what we're wearing at CES. Kill me now."
I looked at the tags.
He can afford "technology-enabled" shirts that control iPods, but not a raise.
"Medium."
"Are you sure? The other guys all chose Small."
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