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My boss handed me two gray Trekkie/Under Armour hybrid shirts

"Jon, try these on. I need to know which size fits you better."

"Oh gawd," I thought. "This is what we're wearing at CES. Kill me now."

I looked at the tags.

He can afford "technology-enabled" shirts that control iPods, but not a raise.

"Medium."
"Are you sure? The other guys all chose Small."

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