The 10 Most Memorable Sex Scenes of 2009

The following videos contain strong language, violence and frontal nudity (both male and female). Viewer discretion is advised.

To avoid inevitable violations of YouTube community guidelines, we're hosting most of the clips on our own server this year. Pause and permit buffering if necessary.

This text will be replaced

10. Jackie Chan drunkenly shags a prostitute to dull his emotional pain
» Shinjuku Incident

This text will be replaced

9. Robin Williams catches his son erotically asphyxiating himself
» World's Greatest Dad

This text will be replaced

8. Seth Rogen "date rapes" Anna Faris
» Observe and Report

This text will be replaced

7. A vampire, a werewolf and a ghost watch a sex tape/snuff film featuring an invisible vampire
» Being Human

This text will be replaced

6. Nite Owl II and Silk Spectre II shag to Leonard Cohen's "Hallelujah," climax metaphorically
» Watchmen


5. Real-life couple Stephen Moyer and Anna Paquin pretend? to have vampiric make-up sex
» True Blood

This text will be replaced

4. Hot chick turns out to be old chick
» Misfits

This text will be replaced

3. Jason Statham stays alive by shagging Amy Smart in public, on a horse racetrack, during a race, under a horse with an erection, while spectators cheer them on
» Crank 2: High Voltage

This text will be replaced

2. Nicolas Cage rapes a girl in front of her boyfriend while high on crack
» Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans

This text will be replaced

1. Psychotic, possessive she-devil arouses husband, whacks his erection with lumber, masturbates it to bloody ejaculation
» Antichrist


The 10 Most Memorable Sex Scenes of 2008
The 5 Most Memorable Sex Scenes of 2007

5 Comments

  1. Aaron 08 Dec 09 at 12:30

    Note to self: must rent Crank 2.

    Reply
  2. Aaron 08 Dec 09 at 12:35

    Note to self: must never rent Antichrist.

    Reply
  3. hugo 08 Dec 09 at 17:24

    re: 1

    WHAT. THE. FUCK.

    Reply
  4. L 09 Dec 09 at 13:19

    has it been a year already?

    Reply
  5. Jeremy 28 Dec 09 at 02:57

    Hold on a minute… that girl clearly signaled consent in the nicolas cage video.

    Reply

Leave a Comment

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *