For a jerk from California, you're an alright guy


I want to punch this 12-year-old food critic in the face so badly.

I realized today what a BLT is and… bacon is the only protein in the sandwich? WHAT?

Seeing white males eating burrito bowls at Chipotle inexplicably riles me up. I just want to flip the bowls in their faces and smack the backs of their heads.

Who is ordering Cheese Roll-Ups at Taco Bell? You can get a chicken burrito for 10 cents more!

I'm surprised that Taco Bell hasn't tried selling a taco with a quesadilla as its shell – Stuffed Crust Soft Taco.

If you don't want to see how some people in China figured out how to deep fry a fish, while keeping it alive, well then DON'T click.

7 Comments

  1. Aaron 18 Nov 09 at 11:25

    You had never heard of a BLT before? And while agree that they're somewhat retarded- THAT'S crazy.

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  2. Anonymous 18 Nov 09 at 11:28

    when i saw that video earlier, i knew it would appear on this site.

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  3. Jon 18 Nov 09 at 13:41

    Aaron: No, I knew what a BLT is. I just hadn't realized what a BLT is.

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  4. L 18 Nov 09 at 15:21

    i heard of a japanese plate where they cut up the fish so thin, that it doesn't even know its dead.

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  5. Alex 18 Nov 09 at 21:39

    I'm trying to shake off your BLT revelation, but its not working.

    "I'm surprised that Taco Bell hasn't tried selling a taco with a quesadilla as its shell – Stuffed Crust Soft Taco."

    Its so obvious! and it'd be amazing! maybe they're waiting for sweeps

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  6. Tushar 19 Nov 09 at 00:23

    I agree, and we're working on it (the face punching that is).

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  7. josh 19 Nov 09 at 02:24

    I mean, I KNOW what a beer is, but I never REALIZED what one was.
    Are you fucking high, jon?

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