For a jerk from California, you're an alright guy


I want to punch this 12-year-old food critic in the face so badly.

I realized today what a BLT is and… bacon is the only protein in the sandwich? WHAT?

Seeing white males eating burrito bowls at Chipotle inexplicably riles me up. I just want to flip the bowls in their faces and smack the backs of their heads.

Who is ordering Cheese Roll-Ups at Taco Bell? You can get a chicken burrito for 10 cents more!

I'm surprised that Taco Bell hasn't tried selling a taco with a quesadilla as its shell – Stuffed Crust Soft Taco.

If you don't want to see how some people in China figured out how to deep fry a fish, while keeping it alive, well then DON'T click.

7 thoughts on "For a jerk from California, you're an alright guy"

  1. You had never heard of a BLT before? And while agree that they're somewhat retarded- THAT'S crazy.

  2. i heard of a japanese plate where they cut up the fish so thin, that it doesn't even know its dead.

  3. I'm trying to shake off your BLT revelation, but its not working.

    "I'm surprised that Taco Bell hasn't tried selling a taco with a quesadilla as its shell – Stuffed Crust Soft Taco."

    Its so obvious! and it'd be amazing! maybe they're waiting for sweeps

  4. I mean, I KNOW what a beer is, but I never REALIZED what one was.
    Are you fucking high, jon?

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