"What's with all the wings?"
"I thought I'd be fun to hand out chicken wings instead of candy, but I overestimated their appeal, so I'm stuck with like $80 worth of wings."
"You can't hand out unwrapped food."
"I didn't! I wrapped them individually in Saran wrap."
"Spent all night unwrapping chicken wings, yes. You want any?"
"You know I'm a vegetarian."
"Oh I bought vegetarian wings too. Just in case."
"How thoughtful of you."