Over the weekend, I attended the wedding of a childhood family friend Google lawyers in love.
Helen was the "mature" one in our mutual circle when we saw Robin Hood: Men in Tights at a cineplex, she ditched us to see The Secret Garden so I was flabbergasted when the wedding officiant donned a viking helmet, prayed to Thor, and ordered the groom to mix a "unity martini."
A comedy wedding!
While waiting for the ceremony to begin, I heard string instrumental covers of Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit" and Linkin Park's "In the End."
The couple's first dance ended as a Bollywood dance number.
Attention DJs: You cannot dance to "Bizarre Love Triangle."
Two cakes decorated as unopened candy (a Snickers bar and a Kit Kat bar) sat opposite the wedding cake for no apparent reason.
I see a white guy with a fauxhawk at every wedding I attend.