Seattle, WA
"Slaves."
[laughter]
Lynnwood, WA
If Tony was the subject of a biopic, I would cast Jim Parsons to play him.
Everett, WA
The people in this car as Big Bang Theory characters:
Tony = Sheldon
Wilcox = Leonard
Erin = Penny
Me = Howard? I don't want to be Howard…
Marysville, WA
"Wow, a Walmart closed."
"Enn emm. It just re-located across the interstate."
"Walmart's logo reminds me of how lions begin eating prey from behind. They lick the anus and then tear apart a sometimes feces-ridden rectum."
"Ah."
Mount Vernon, WA
"From a distance, that sign…"
artist rendering
Bellingham, WA
honourable mention: Nooksack
Vancouver, BC: Marpole
The only way downtown is through residential streets? Who designed this city? Oak Street is like a second border crossing.
Vancouver, BC: Granville Island
Ick. Same in Toronto. Canadians like gooey chocolate pecan pie.
Vancouver, BC: Stanley Park
"You shouldn't have handed Tony that bottle of Purell at the petro station. It's [ahem] like he's walking on sunshine."
"Heh. He's got a fever, and the only prescription is more Purell."
Vancouver, BC: The Cascade Room
Robert said this is a hipster establishment, but…three children sitting at the bar. The menu is written on a chalkboard, though.
Vancouver, BC: Chinatown
Trailer Park Boys: Countdown to Liquor Day
Much better than the first movie.
Alex Lifeson of Rush plays a policeman undercover as a transvestite prostitute.
"Fucky" as a derogatory name – I love it.
"Freeze, fucky! I'm a cop!"
The trailer for Youth in Revolt spoils all its best moments.
I'm pretty sure the youth sitting behind us were all stoned.
Ferndale, WA
"Peach tit."
[laughter]